I welcome you to try out the best soup you have ever had in your life. I started this amazing restaraunt for the sole purpose to prove to the world that soup doesnt have to be an appetizer or a dish served to help with being sick. With that goal in mind, I have proved to so many and changed their lives drastically.
This is a once in a life time chance to go to my restaraunt, Andre's Extraordinaly Delicious and Mouthwatering and EXTREME soup, and have you think to yourself, "WOW, that is the most extraordinarily delicious and mouthwatering and EXTREME soup that I have ever had". No need to find a date to go, GO NOW! I promise you, your future depends on it.